Ever since I moved my website to Wordpress, a number of extra features were added. One of the features is the ability to categorize each one of my posts. I can set up multiple categories and if you checked out my archives, you can see posts only from one category. And each post can have multiple categories. So I can have a post which is tagged “Geeky” and “Random” at the same time. Well this one is categorized under “w00t!” and “Ranting” at the same time…
In the movie Vanilla Sky, Tom Cruise’s buddy, that writer guy who is also in the movie Enemy of the State, says “The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.” Makes sense, if everything in life were just fine and dandy, you’d probably never really enjoy the fact that it’s always fine and dandy. You need to get your share of crap to truly enjoy the good things in life. I guess it’s an extension of that little saying: with the good, come the bad. But sometimes don’t you just feel like you’re getting hammered with the bad??? And then something good happens, and you think, FINALLY! And then BAM! The bad comes around again. Story of my life (OK, not really my life, story of this week).
Without further adieu, let’s get bitchin’ shall we? I return from my vacation to go back to work, and I have a ton of stuff to catch up with. Not only the regular work that I have to catch up with, but while I was gone, the parent company who bought us out decided to start implementing a lot of changes which they were not planning to do until the end of this year. What’s even better, nobody tells me about it even though I’m involved. So I am suddenly in meetings and all day sessions with VPs and Senior VPs with no prep time and walk in there blind having no idea what’s going on. Thanks. I pick up my paychecks, and low and behold, not a single one of them are correct. Although I have confirmed that nobody has received an accurate paycheck yet, so there’s obviously some growing pains with the acquisition. It would just be nice to not deal with something so simple and something that should very much be accurate.
Next, I find the windshield on my beater car cracked in 3 places after being parked for the weekend. It is the type of cracking which is obvious vandalism. Not that I particularly care about that car, but it still sucks, and it’s impossible to find replacement glass for that car since it’s such an old piece of crap. I left it alone, and moved on. Until the following day I find the dipshit neighbor kids shooting at my windshield with a BB gun. Well that set me off and I went on a yelling rampage at some 11 year old kids. It’s such a shame you cannot “discipline” kids here - bring them elsewhere and whoop their ass and bring them back, that’s the solution. Did I mention that I hate kids?
Going along with the car theme, I had planned to go racing with Acks this weekend. Great track, great weather, and it was just the perfect weekend to go. I did a quick once over my car, to realize that my CV boot is torn and there is bearing grease all over the inside of the wheel. It wasn’t that bad, but I would not pass tech inspection and I shouldn’t be flinging grease all over the track anyway. So I canceled that and made him ditch out on it too since it’s no fun going by himself and without a bit of friendly competition between us, it’s just not the same. For those who may not know, Acks and I have a friendly rivalry where whoever loses between the two of us, buys lunch. Let me tell you, he has bought lunch for me more often than I have bought lunch for him.
Really, we’re getting close to the end of bitch-fest 2007, so hang tight.
Since I ditched Acks for racing, I thought that we could go have a little video game virtual racing instead. I drove down to San Jose to meet up with him at his place to play Forza Motorsport 2 on Xbox 360. There’s a newly discovered 24 hour Starbucks by him as well and we had to go and visit. Went there, had a coffee and the weather was actually very nice last night - a good thing (See, I don’t just focus on the negative all the time). When we decided to leave, we get into a car accident. I was passenger, and Acks was driving in the right hand lane approaching the stoplight, which was currently red. The car in front of him backed up a bit, and turned right (there was a right-turn island there). We joked that he needed a new paint job at that time. We were still driving toward the red light then. The light turns green and Acks starts to accelerate straight through the light, when the dipshit in the middle lane decides it would be a good idea to follow his buddy who just made a right, and turn right from the middle lane. We plowed into his passenger side door, sending his car onto the other side of the street, and we rolled to a stop not far from where we hit him. They pull into the gas station across the street and come by to see if things were cool. The dipshit’s ricer buddies all pull up and they all come across the street to Acks’ car. They see we’re fine and I made sure they were OK, and they decide to exchange insurance information. The entire group of ricers go back across the street to the gas station, and get into their cars and take off. Yay. So we call the cops on a hit-and-run and gave them the descriptions and everything. We wait for the police, and 40 minutes later, dipshit comes back alone in his car to exchange insurance information with Acks.
“Supposedly,” he just went home to get his insurance information, and he had actually instructed his ricer friends to stay behind and let us know that he went home to pick that up. Because, you know, he couldn’t have told us that himself. And when he left to go home for a second, he had to run to his car and take off as fast as he could out of the gas station. Right… Or is it more likely that he realized he just committed a felony, and that there were cameras all over the gas station which could have captured his license plate, and he got scared and came back? Let’s leave that one to the judge. Dipshit’s car is totaled, and Acks car got kinda messed up. My left knee smashed into the dash and it’s hurting a bit right now but the doctor said it is nothing major after I spent my Saturday afternoon at Kaiser wasting my life away in a waiting room.
And that concludes bitch-fest 2007. At least to me, there seems to be plenty of sour go to around this week.
There has to be a w00t! part and here it is… First off, I told Vincy about the accident today since I figured there was no point waking her up in the middle of the night last night to make her worry. She is also aware of the crap that has been going on since I’ve been bitching to her about it for the last week and most probably making her life miserable as well. And she decided to drive up and visit me for the weekend; very nice of her. And the final w00t! of this week… Since our company had been acquired, I’ve been applying to a lot of jobs and taking a look at what else is out there. I interviewed with HP when I came back from Hong Kong, and it was a position that I really wanted. On Friday they called me and made me an offer I couldn’t refuse, and I will be signing on with HP in a few weeks. I’m very excited and can’t wait to move on!